King Cakes’ son, Prince Cupcake stole the Royal Custard from the Pie King to empress the Ice Cream Princess.
In turn, the Pie King ordered his Strudel Army to infiltrade Cake Castle and steal the Golden Frosting.
Infuriated, the Cake King launched an attack of the Pie Kingdom, sending in tens of thousands of jelly donut men. Afterward, jelly jiggled in the streets as many were slaughtered that day by the Pie King’s army of 30,000 Strudels.
What was worse, the Cake King got word that his son, the Cupcake Prince was decrowned of his cherry, defrosted and his soggy remains floating in a river.
The next day at Mt. Pudding, the Cake King arrived with an army of 10,000 cheesecakes, 30,000 lit birthday cakes, 40,000 velvet cakes, 50,000 chocolate cakes and 800ꯠ 6-decker wedding cakes. Their weapons of lit candles were ready.
The Pie King was too ready, shining in his golden pie-tin armour with his army of 400,000 Poptarts, 14,000 Strudels and his son, Prince Tart by his side. Their weapons of razor-sharp pie-tins were ready.
The battle stove timer rung and both sides raced at each other, the tensions were high… the outcomes were sure to be grim… the Jolly Rancher buzzards are hovering for they know much filling and frosting will be shed and they will soon be feasting like kings.
The two sides collide… who shall be victorious?
Um, Urban Spaceman. I have a life… I cant write a lighthearted story? What the hell? Im BORED. You suck. >>

January 26th, 2011
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